Overheard

Bloke outside ASDA on Sunday, "I prefer ASDA to Tescos, it's just so much more real". In the same theme, I've started shopping at the Co-op instead of ASDA again. Although it's further, it's so much cheaper, there's a vegetable shop next door saving me from buying supermarket fruit and vegetables (honestly the most depressing thing known to man) plus it's much quicker to get round, meaning my shop doesn't even take any longer. Wahey.