My bike got stolen again

My bike got stolen again. It was in perfect condition too. Snatched away in its prime, or some shit like that. And I really need a bike, and I am a bit sans funds shall we say, so it means borrowing. Yeah I'm complaining, what of it? I haven't even told anyone, I've just been sitting around being upset. I'll deal with it tomorrow. Get another, equally nice bike. But I loved that bike, it was sexy and fast, plus it's hassle. It was locked and everything. Someone must have managed to pick the lock because it was in a fairly public place with a d lock on. I don't think I'm going to report it to the police.